Tag: funny

Ellen’s Helping Out with Homework!

– SOME PEOPLE REALLY ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS. I’LL TELL YOU WHO DOESN’T: STUDENTS. BECAUSE THEY GET STRESSED OUT. MIDTERMS ARE HAPPENING. SO YOU KNOW ME, I’M ALWAYS TRYING TO HELP. I ASKED THEM IF THEY SEND ME THEIR HOMEWORK QUESTIONS, I’LL HELP ‘EM ‘CAUSE I HAVE A SEGMENT, HOMEWORKER HELPERER. – [singing] A, B, C.

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150 200 250! 300! No, sir! This cost 50 bucks. This one’s for 15. This, 20 and that for 30. Not the cost, silly! I’m telling you the calorie count. Our sales have increased significantly, sir- *Alarm* But sir, we still need to work on our marketing strategies, you know. What are you doing?! Back