Tag: Comedy

Fitness for Nerds

Good morning Hank and welcome to fitness for nerds I’m your host and nerd John Green By the way you should be doing this. This is your first stretch. This is not a game of Simon Says; You just do it You don’t have to wait for me to give you some secret code Feel

CHTV 5.6: Fad Diet Speed Dating

[happy music] [bell ding] Oh my gosh, I’ve heard so much about you! Good things I hope. [nervous laughter] So… what do you do? Ummm… well… I can help people lose weight. I can make people feel thin. Uh, basically I’m just awesome. Date me, and all your problems will go away. [nervous laughter, snort]

Ellen’s Helping Out with Homework!

– SOME PEOPLE REALLY ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS. I’LL TELL YOU WHO DOESN’T: STUDENTS. BECAUSE THEY GET STRESSED OUT. MIDTERMS ARE HAPPENING. SO YOU KNOW ME, I’M ALWAYS TRYING TO HELP. I ASKED THEM IF THEY SEND ME THEIR HOMEWORK QUESTIONS, I’LL HELP ‘EM ‘CAUSE I HAVE A SEGMENT, HOMEWORKER HELPERER. – [singing] A, B, C.