Gundarr – Meals on Heels (Ep #9)


You’re watching “Let’s get FAT”
with Pauline Porkbutter. Welcome back, y’all. So today we’re makin’ deep-fried
triple-butter gingerbroad cookies. [Toddy:] Yaaaay! [Pauline:] Here’s one I’ve already battered. [Girl:] Oh my gawd. [Sizzling]
Now we’ll just let this fry until our cookies stop screamin’. [Gundarr:] What that yummy stink? It be making Gundarr hungry, AND horny! [Girl:] Ow. Hey you, barbarian. Save me. I’m very wealthy and attractive. [Gundarr:] Nice COOKIES! [Pauline:] Hey! That’s MY
succulent woman flesh! [Gundarr:] Mine now!
Your food put me in the mood! (Gunshots) (Pauline laughs) [Pauline:] You’ll have
to do better than that! (Mechanical buzzing) (Glass breaking)
[Pauline:] Hngh! Fetch mama her cheddar pills! (Girl screaming) [Girl:] So long, you
trout-mouthed old tooch. [Pauline:] Minions! Y’all get him! (Minion yelling gibberish) (More gibberish) [Minion 1:] Uuuuuuuuuuuuu-
tensil! [Girl:] Oh fuck! [Minion 2:] First day on
the job, there’s no way I could die. Oooh, owowowowow… [Minions singing:]
Violence is not okay Gundarr, put your gun away [Minion:] Oh my god, Dennis! (Gunshots) (Girl farting)
[Gundarr:] Aww, girl farts! Aw. Ooh! Oh snap! The Lard-Ass river! (Minion war cries) [Girl:] *gasp!* Oh my gucci, we’re gonna die! [Cookie:] Hey guys!
How ’bout a car ride? In my car! [Gundarr:] That cool. (Liftoff) (Lightspeed!) [Toddy:] Pauline!
That was a hell of a show! Pauline? … Pauline? PAULINE! [Gundarr outtro]

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