Welcome to The Skalympic. This is the men’s 100 meters race. Thailand’s representative, Krit Boonyarang. His record is 100 runs, 100 wins. Okay, now the athletes are on their tracks. They’re getting ready for the start signal. On your mark Get set Crossed the finish line! Eh? And where’s he running to?
Where are you going, Krit? All done. [Quick breakfast]
If you like being fast and fast things, [Quick breakfast]
have quick meals at 7-eleven. Ugh… traffic jam At the same time… Hey… I’ll take it. Where did you go? 7 – Why didn’t you bring me any?
– You didn’t tell me to. Buy some for me! Green light now. Let’s go. We have a meeting to attend. [Breakfast in a hurry]
If you don’t wanna be hangry at your friends, have breakfast during the rush hour at 7-eleven. Be serious!!! Why isn’t the monitor on? Go check the lights! And why aren’t the actors on set? We’re here. I don’t want that face!! What’s wrong with the director? Probably hangry The camera is about to start rolling. Where’s the script?!! Give it to m… Then we gotta send this All Cafe Americano. Huh? Is this a place for you to nap? Be ashamed of yourself.
We’re professionals. That’s why they hire us. [Quick breakfast]
Don’t wanna be a hangry, hot-headed person? Choose the easy, quick breakfast at 7-eleven. Ow… Why do I have a stomach flu on exam day? I need to take the lightest step. Almost there. Almost there. The toilet is just ahead. *bam!* – T^T
– Sorry Are you alright? Oww!! Can’t take it anymore! Eh? What the heck? Eek!! You perv!!! Hey! Wait up, professor. I’m not! Wait, missus! Wow… so many cameras… Uh… I’m crazy!! [Fresh and clean breakfast]
Don’t wanna have a dog day like Geno? Have fresh and clean breakfast at 7-eleven. Hmm… You’re gonna get spanked! ?!! Huh??? – Just in time.
– But how come? [Quick breakfast]
Don’t wanna get spanked for being late? Have a quick breakfast at 7-eleven. Welcome everyone to the workout radio FM 7.11 MHz Don’t hesitate. Stretch your body and get the f*** out to run!!! You’re so sluggish!! Quit stretching and go out to run now!! Faster! Faster! Go faster! Even faster! Don’t act weak! Don’t slow down. Then do 100 sit-ups! This is all you got? Don’t smile. Keep going. Don’t stop!! You’ve passed the test on your day 1 exercise. But what’s important is you
need to eat breakfast on time. Breakfast… 7-eleven has them all, you fool! [Breakfast for heath]
Want to lose weight and become healthy? Have breakfast and clean food at 7-eleven. Oops! Sorry… Sorry.. One hot Americano Do you want to pair this sandwich with coffee? That will be only 39 baht, which is cheaper. No, thanks Here, chicken breast sausages
paired with ham and egg toast Make it the same bill so it’s cheaper. Okay? Yeah, alright. Here you are. Thank you for not requesting plastic bags. [Paired breakfast for better price]
Wanna have good and fair-priced breakfast? Have paired breakfast at a lower price at 7-eleven. 7-eleven wants Thai people to have
clean, safe, and hygenic breakfast. More clips for you. On your mark. Get set. GO!!!!!! Oh.. I forgot. Ready to slow-mo Action! What time is it now? We can’t see no watch. You don’t have a watch. I got carried away. Can’t I just look at my wrist? Speed bumper Turn left Aren’t you supposed to lean to the right? Lean right when turn left? I wanna adjust the mirror. Gotta get the shock absorber checked. Hey! Road is bumpy! Hey! Forgot to fasten seat belt. – Oh! Yeah
– Or there will be dramas. Don’t forget to wear fasten your
seat belt when you’re in car. That’s dangerous! You guys have no sympathy for the car owner at all! He’s right there helpless. Shock absorber is broken now! Be serious!!! Why isn’t the monitor on? What’s wrong with the director? Probably hangry What are you gossiping about? We need to give him… [email protected]#$%^??? What are you saying? Wait! You’re stammering! Actors, ready? Yes Don’t mimic my voice. Th… this scene is supposed to be mine alone! Use your own voice. – Really?
– You’re not quitting it? !?? Hey? The stick broke. You hold grudge on me, teacher?